Make up your mind already!

A supreme court in Australia has granted a quadriplegic the right to die. But now he says he may change his mind. Oh come on, you wouldn't take this through many levels of the courts just to get cold feet now. This is something you would have thought about for every waking second of every damned day. "I want to end my life, but after I speak to a medical professional," Christian Rossiter said "He could dissuade me. I have to seek advice. There's a possibility I could still be dissuaded."
Make up your mind already.

Gun Control Defined

GUN CONTROL DEFINED: The fantasy that people who steal, rape, kidnap, torture, murder, and so forth, would obey a law banning them from owning a firearm.

Racist cop sues Chief who fired him

What the fuck is going on? A cop, in an email calls Harvard professor Henry Gates a "banana eating jungle monkey", was suspended by the police commissioner pending termination. Now he is suing him, the mayor, and the police department for “conspiring to intentionally inflict emotional distress and conspiring to intentionally interfere with the property rights, due process rights, and civil rights of the plaintiff.’’

Please. Go turn in your gun and badge, get a square badge and go be a mall cop somewhere. A police officer has to have the highest moral standards, both on and off duty. Does he really think he can ever be a police officer ever again after this? I don't care if he captured Osama Bin Laden, arrested D.B. Cooper, solved the Green River murders, whats the first thing any rookie defense attorney will do? Hold up a copy of his email in court. Way to go, Columbo. You have just emailed yourself out of a job.

Keyboardcombat.com

I have taken a short hiatus from my blogging to work on a new forum, KeyboardCombat.com with my friend, Dr. Death. Keyboard Combat is a different kind of forum, where vigorous debate is encouraged. No one will be banned for posting unpopular opinions or disagreeing with the moderators. Have you ever been a member of a forum where everyone has to agree with the popular opinion of the day? Boring as shit, I tell you. Stop by KeyboardCombat.com and enlist now!
The only requirements is that you have to have thick skin, and you have to be able to take abuse if you give it. Be a man! Join Keyboard Combat today!

Texting teen falls down open manhole

A NYC teenager was walking along a street and fell into an open manhole. Seems the sewer department was doing some pressure washing and failed to rope off the open manhole cover.
Oh yeah, the teen was texting while walking.
She suffered some mild cuts and bruising.
Her parents say they plan to sue. Imagine that. How shocking.
Okay, the manhole should have been roped off.
But she shouldn't have been texting while walking. Is there no more personal responsibility left in the world? If that were me who fell down the sewer while texting, I wouldn't have come up until it was dark because I would have been too damned embarrassed to show my face.
If she was that damned distracted that she fell in a 3 foot wide hole, then she would also be apt to trip over a curb, too. Who would she sue then? The cell phone company?
It's disgusting how people are able to sue others because of their own stupidity.

Michael Jackson versus Rush Limbaugh

Lets look at some similarities between The King of Pop and America's Anchorman.
While never proven yet, it has been widely reported in the media that both parties abused prescription drugs. It ends there.
Michael Jackson has admitted that there is nothing wrong with sharing your bed with children. While never convicted of any child abuse of molestation charges, he did pay out a reported twenty million dollars of "hush money".
If you have tuned into your TV for the last two weeks, the only thing that happened in the world is that Michael Jackson died. Forget about Farrah, Billy Mays, the war in Afghanistan, the troubling deficit, government health care, and any other problems that you thought existed. The media is hyping Michael Jacksons memorial and no doubt will do the same for his funeral, like JFK just got assassinated, or some world-changing event like UFO's landing on the White House lawn or a cure for cancer was just announced.
Is he really that important?
Rush Limbaugh, on the other hand, was roasted, deep fried, cut up, pureed and everything else by the media. For Michael Jackson, they all but ignore this. If I never see another MJ video again, I will be perfectly happy.

1000 new US citizens

Today, over 1000 immigrants took the Oath of Allegiance to the United States at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Congratulations!
And thank you all for doing it the right and legal way. Welcome to America, and I hope all your dreams come true!
My father was an immigrant from Hungary. He came here the right and legal way also.

2 year old killed by "pet" python

Florida: a pet python, over 8 feet long, got out of its cage and killed a 2 year old girl. Who the fuck would keep a python as a pet when you have small kids in the house? The mothers boyfriend, thats who. Florida laws regarding reptiles says (among other things) to have a python, you have to have a license, a cage that locks, and all pythons over 2" diameter have to be microchipped. None of these three things were done by the owner.
Imagine that. Shocking.
What's wrong with people? Are you that fucking stupid? Do you not care for that little 2 year old girl more than that snake?
If there was any justice in this country, both the mother and her boyfriend would b dropped into a tank of pythons at the local zoo. And then the cage would be locked.

Cheerleading the most dangerous female sport?

A recent study showed that female cheerleading is the most dangerous female sport. Really? Do they pull a hamstring from kicking so high? Are those heavy pom-poms pulling shoulders out of their sockets? Or throwing out their backs from the backseat gymnastics after the big game?

Scientists can see a memory being made?

Scientists have announced that they can see when a long term memory is
made. Apparently, protiens are created during this process.
There are some interesting aspects to this discovery. Alzheimers
research, prevention and possibly reversal. What a wonderful
breakthrough that would be.
Another more sinister application for this research is mind reading.
Seriously, if we understand how a memory is made, isn't it feasable to
think we may be able to read those memories with outside the brain
apparatus? Think of some poor schmuck, kidnapped by some nefarious
intelligence agency, strapped to a table, head wired up, and the
shadowy agents actually being able to tap into his memories? Would any
state secrets be safe ever again?